After 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette announced their split yesterday. It was recently reported that David Arquette had been having an affair during the marriage with new girlfriend, 28-year-old cocktail waitress maybe bartender Jasmine Waltz, but instead of being happy for him, his wife Courteney Cox (46-year-old) decided they should separate after more than a decade of marriage. What kinda wife is that? I just don't understand women anymore...LOL. The couple said in a joint statement:
"We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.
"As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together. We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well."
An insider told Us Weekly
"There's no ill will there. They just grew apart."
Of course David and Courteney grew apart. That tends to happen when you meet a 20-something-year-old aspiring actress (cocktail waitress) with only 9% body fat, 34Ds, and no gag reflex. And it doesn't hurt if she has a sluty Megan Fox look thing going for her. I am sure David's been growing apart from Courteney a few times a week for the past six to nine months or so.
Anyway, Courteney was seen leaving her house late Monday without her wedding ring on, because that is what single chicks do. In her defense, the rumors are true, because Arquette did a strange thing and called into the Howard Stern radio program and admitted it yesterday morning in an interview. Radaronline
28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz is the woman eyed as Arquette's paramour, and the beauty has certainly danced with some of Hollywood's biggest names: prior to Arquette, she'd been romantically liked to Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney (ed. note: that's her with Jesse above) and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt.
Arquette told Stern he wasn't living with Waltz, "but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice... my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly."
Prodded by Stern about the couple's sex life, Arquette admitted he hadn't slept with Cox for four months, and said his "sex with Courtney is scheduled to a certain degree, its methodical to a certain degree, and so full of love ... its so beautifully passionate."
Arquette said he knew Cox and [Cougar Town co-star] Van Holt were involved in an "emotional affair" but was not aware if it had become physical. He added that "part of the terms of out separation was that I was allowed to see other people and so was she."
Jasmine has also dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton's ex Doug Reinhardt. Which is scary because I assume that after you bang Paris Hilton and you pull out of her poisonous vagina, you die a horrible and painful death. By the way, does cocktail waitress automatically mean professional celebrity dater? And it is like all these chicks in affairs with rich married men are all doing the cocktail waitress thing in between trying to be an actress or a model.
When David Arquette told Howard Stern yesterday that he dated the well-used Megan Fox lookalike bartender
(cocktail waitress) Jasmine Waltz and that the rumors about his impending divorce from Courteney Cox were true, he also said that he and Jasmine have had sex. Once. or maybe twice. And for some reason she took that literally because today Jasmine would like to make it clear that she slept with Courteney Cox's husband a lot more than twice. TMZ report:
The woman with whom David Arquette claims to have had sex with “once … maybe twice,” is indignant, telling friends, “Two Times, My Ass!”
Jasmine Waltz is indignant, claiming she had sex multiple times with David over the course of more than a month.
Wow, this chick is awesome. Instead of want to play down her role in destroying this marriage, she is pissed she is not given full credit. I mean wow, what a slut? Wow, I mean she must be awesome in bed. Yeah, it is funny that Jasmine is so offended that people think she was just a one night stand or something dirty. She is no slut. She had sex with him a bunch of times. That is called a relationship in her book.
Okay, forget about the children involve and the whole honoring your marriage thing for a moment to be honest and say David Arquette is a douchebag for doing what he did but you would have done the same if you were in his shoe. Courteney Cox is an emasculating, nagging bitch who doesn't like to have sex but loves to get in everyone's business. Yeah, I can't believe this didn't work out. I bet being married to Courteney Cox is like being married to that Pennsylvania woman who is allergic to her husband's sperm. Click on pictures to enlarge.
No wedding ring:
The mistress again in a bikini last August:
Recent paparazzi pics after the split:
The mistress in the Ryan Seacrest days, LOL:
Courteney Cox-Arquette (born Courteney Bass Cox in June 15, 1964 in Birmingham, Alabama, U.S.A.) is an American actress, best known for her role as Monica Geller on the sitcom Friends. Cox has also starred in Dirt and the Scream series, and has guest-starred in Scrubs and in Seinfeld. She is currently starring in Cougar Town, for which she earned her first Golden Globe nomination. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com
David James Arquette (born September 8, 1971 in Winchester, Virginia, U.S.A.) is an American actor, film director, producer, screenwriter, fashion designer, and former professional wrestler. A member of the Arquette acting family, he first became known during the late 1990s after starring in several Hollywood films, including the Scream trilogy. He is set to star in the upcoming installment in the Scream series along with the original castmembers Courteney Cox Arquette (his wife) and Neve Campbell. He has since had several television roles, including playing "Jason Ventress" on ABC's In Case of Emergency. In addition to his acting career Arquette took a brief foray into professional wrestling in early 2000, competing for World Championship Wrestling (WCW). During his tenure, Arquette would become a one-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion; an angle which has been cited by prominent professional wrestling commentators as being pivotal to the degradation of the title and the demise of WCW. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com